I will be visiting New York City later this week for the American Association of Community Theatre Conference. If you plan to attend, please visit me in exhibit hall room C. I'd be happy to spend some time chatting about your technology needs and providing a bit of free consulting.
By the way, the image above is NOT meant to be offensive. I have acted in many a community theatre production, and I love every minute of it.
If you're involved in theatre and you don't love Waiting for Guffman, then shame on you!